SLIMEY THINGS - Help I'm In The 80's
Producer: Paul Searles and Nick Soole
Remixer: Paul Searles and Nick Soole
HELP! I'M IN THE 80’S
LYRICS BY NICHOLAS SOOLE
(c) Blue Pie Productions
VERSE 1
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND TO MY SURPRISE,
I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW, I’D GONE BACK IN TIME.
WEARING STONE-WASH JEANS, SAMANTHA FOX ON MY MIND,
I STEPPED TO THE STREET TO SEE WHAT I COULD FIND.
ANOTHER DIMENSION IT APPEARED TO ME,
A TACKY, TACKY MONSTER’S HEAD IT REARED TO ME.
BOP GIRL PLAYING ON THE RADIO
AND EVERYBODY’S TWIDLING THEIR YO-YO.
BRIDGE
I THINK IM STUCK HERE
UH, LET ME OUT
CHORUS
*HELP, I’M IN THE 80’S
(FEEL LIKE IM FROM OUTER SPACE,
I THINK IM STUCK IN THIS PLACE)
*HELP, I’M IN THE 80’S
(I DON’T THINK I CAN ESCAPE,
I THINK I’M GONNA GO INSANE)
*IM’ STUCK, HELP ME
I’M IN THE 80’S
VERSE 2
I WAS CHECKING OUT THE PINBALL ARCADE WHEN SUDDENLY
I WAS KIDNAPPED BY A GROUP OF ANGRY YUPPIES.
THEY TOOK ME TO THE DRIVE-IN AND THEY MADE ME PAY.
BUT RUSSIA’S GONNA BOMB US ALL, SO THAT’S OKAY.
BRIDGE
I THINK IM STUCK HERE
UH, LET ME OUT
CHORUS 2
*HELP, I’M IN THE 80’S
(FEEL LIKE IM FROM OUTER SPACE,
I THINK IM STUCK IN THIS PLACE)
*HELP, I’M IN THE 80’S
(THE GRAPHICS SUCK ON VIDEO GAMES,
THE SIMPSONS ARE STILL YEARS AWAY)
*HELP, I’M IN THE 80’S
(I DON’T THINK I CAN ESCAPE,
I THINK I’M GONNA GO INSANE)
*I’M STUCK, HELP ME
I’M IN THE 80’S
VERSE 3
I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER GET BACK TO MY TIME,
SO I GUESS I’LL JUST HAVE TO GO AND GET A LIFE.
I DON’T EVEN OWN A VIDEO
AND MY C64 LOADS REALLY SLOW.
REAGAN FORGOT HE’S GOT THE NUKE
AND HAWKEY’S ‘STRALIA CARD MAKES US WANNA PUKE.
I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER GET BACK TO MY TIME
SO I GUESS I’LL HAVE TO PARTY LIKE IT’S ‘99.
CHORUS 3
*HELP, I’M IN THE 80’S
*(FEEL LIKE IM FROM OUTER SPACE,
I THINK IM STUCK IN THIS PLACE)
*HELP, I’M IN THE 80’S
*(MICHAEL JACKSON’S GOT A FACE,
MADDONA’S ACTING HALF HER AGE)
*HELP, I’M IN THE 80’S
*(RUBIC’S CUBE IS ALL THE RAGE,
AND I’M GOING OUT OF MY BRAIN)
*HELP, I’M IN THE 80’S
*(I DON’T THINK I CAN ESCAPE,
I THINK I’M GONNA GO INSANE)
I’M STUCK, HELP ME
I’M IN THE 80’S
I’M IN THE 80’S
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